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« on: January 10, 2006, 10:31:27 AM »
hay giyz 2 days ago, my cousin (not the one I've talked about previously, a different one) (imo) from Virginia came down to Florida and visited me (liez, no one would come down to this shit-hole intentially IMO). I hadn't seen her for about 10 years and WOW!! She changed completely (SHE ACTUALLY HAS BOOBIES NOW LAWL WOT A n0b)!!

From the moment I saw her, I started looking her up and down when she wasn't paying attention (lawl wot a n0b)

A couple night's later, she spent the night because she wanted to spend some time with me (SEXUALLY//). We were sitting there talking, and somehow the discussion of sex came up (I said "you got teh nice boobiez lol) (I'm not going to elaborate because I'm lazy lawl). She asked me if I thought she had changed. I said "hellz yeah hoe", and she leaned closer to me. I was thinking, "No way... Only in a sick, twisted, and made-up incest story would this be possible- oh wait..." She kissed me. Just a small peck on the lips (lawl wot a n0b). But then we began kissing more... Small kisses became open-mouthed kisses, and then tongue got involved (along with foreign objects, pool balls, remote controller, cigarette butts, ect.) (can't wait for the ps3 controller, boy we could of had fun with that imo)

For about 5 minutes, we just made-out (noob'D). Then she grabbed my hand and put it on her...chest (T3H B00BIE AREA!11 LOLLL!!!!!!!!!) (but fore-play is for losers and virgins) I knew she'd let me do anything from that point on (pee in her butt, LAWL). So I reached up her shirt and un-hooked her bra. Then she took her shirt off and lied on top of me on the couch. We continued making out for about another 3 minutes or so. Then she got up and took her pants off... So of course, I took my shirt and pants off too (to have buttseXXz, lolz!!1)

She gave me a blowjob first (she used her teeth, lol wot a nub) We ended up fucking for about 40 minutes (lies, I would have busted in 1 minute lawl hot cousin seXz imho) and she bled (llol wot a virgin n0b imo)... Yesterday I saw her again (liez, I wouldn't of have seen her again on account I would have kept her in my basement as a seX slave imo). We avoided talking about what happened (i was too hardc0re 4 her imho), but she did tell me that she thinks about it (she said that was a good story, but anybody could tell it was fake because I already made up over 4 incest stories IMO) (lawl wot a n0b) (imho) then I raped her (SEXUALLY), peed in her butt (SEXUALLY), and shat in her vagina (SEXUALLY).



And before you say, "PICS. NOW." I don't have any IMO. (because I'm too lazy to find some pics of a hot girl to fit in this sitation) (imo)
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 11:07:44 AM »
Nice.
So what's it like peeing in a hot cousin's butt (sexually)?
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 11:14:51 AM »
and how do you go up from virgina to flordia?
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 11:18:40 AM »
Quote from: superbigdope on January 10, 2006, 11:14:51 AM
and how do you go up from virgina to flordia?


What are you talking about, gaming pal?
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 12:20:58 PM »
Quote from: daveboy on January 10, 2006, 11:18:40 AM
Quote from: superbigdope on January 10, 2006, 11:14:51 AM
and how do you go up from virgina to flordia?


What are you talking about, gaming pal?
He means that Virginia is North of Florida.  Your cousin went down from Virginia.
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 06:41:34 AM »
Quote from: daveboy on January 10, 2006, 10:31:27 AM
hay giyz 2 days ago, my cousin (not the one I've talked about previously, a different one) (imo) from Virginia came down to Florida and visited me (liez, no one would come down to this shit-hole intentially IMO). I hadn't seen her for about 10 years and WOW!! She changed completely (SHE ACTUALLY HAS BOOBIES NOW LAWL WOT A n0b)!!

From the moment I saw her, I started looking her up and down when she wasn't paying attention (lawl wot a n0b)

A couple night's later, she spent the night because she wanted to spend some time with me (SEXUALLY//). We were sitting there talking, and somehow the discussion of sex came up (I said "you got teh nice boobiez lol) (I'm not going to elaborate because I'm lazy lawl). She asked me if I thought she had changed. I said "hellz yeah hoe", and she leaned closer to me. I was thinking, "No way... Only in a sick, twisted, and made-up incest story would this be possible- oh wait..." She kissed me. Just a small peck on the lips (lawl wot a n0b). But then we began kissing more... Small kisses became open-mouthed kisses, and then tongue got involved (along with foreign objects, pool balls, remote controller, cigarette butts, ect.) (can't wait for the ps3 controller, boy we could of had fun with that imo)

For about 5 minutes, we just made-out (noob'D). Then she grabbed my hand and put it on her...chest (T3H B00BIE AREA!11 LOLLL!!!!!!!!!) (but fore-play is for losers and virgins) I knew she'd let me do anything from that point on (pee in her butt, LAWL). So I reached up her shirt and un-hooked her bra. Then she took her shirt off and lied on top of me on the couch. We continued making out for about another 3 minutes or so. Then she got up and took her pants off... So of course, I took my shirt and pants off too (to have buttseXXz, lolz!!1)

She gave me a blowjob first (she used her teeth, lol wot a nub) We ended up fucking for about 40 minutes (lies, I would have busted in 1 minute lawl hot cousin seXz imho) and she bled (llol wot a virgin n0b imo)... Yesterday I saw her again (liez, I wouldn't of have seen her again on account I would have kept her in my basement as a seX slave imo). We avoided talking about what happened (i was too hardc0re 4 her imho), but she did tell me that she thinks about it (she said that was a good story, but anybody could tell it was fake because I already made up over 4 incest stories IMO) (lawl wot a n0b) (imho) then I raped her (SEXUALLY), peed in her butt (SEXUALLY), and shat in her vagina (SEXUALLY).



And before you say, "PICS. NOW." I don't have any IMO. (because I'm too lazy to find some pics of a hot girl to fit in this sitation) (imo)

change all the Shes into Hes and Hers into His and you will find out the truth to this story..homo...lol... but anyway i know for a fakt that this is the same cousin that you fucked all those other times..stupid fat fuck you cant trick me
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« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2006, 10:01:38 AM »
Quote from: poopoo master on January 10, 2006, 12:20:58 PM
Quote from: daveboy on January 10, 2006, 11:18:40 AM
Quote from: superbigdope on January 10, 2006, 11:14:51 AM
and how do you go up from virgina to flordia?


What are you talking about, gaming pal?
He means that Virginia is North of Florida.  Your cousin went down from Virginia.


I know that dumbass, but read the story again (or just read the quote); hay giyz 2 days ago, my cousin (not the one I've talked about previously, a different one) (imo) from Virginia came down to Florida and visited me


I was correct, bitch.
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 10:02:53 AM »
Quote from: EliteChaos on January 11, 2006, 06:41:34 AM
Quote from: daveboy on January 10, 2006, 10:31:27 AM
hay giyz 2 days ago, my cousin (not the one I've talked about previously, a different one) (imo) from Virginia came down to Florida and visited me (liez, no one would come down to this shit-hole intentially IMO). I hadn't seen her for about 10 years and WOW!! She changed completely (SHE ACTUALLY HAS BOOBIES NOW LAWL WOT A n0b)!!

From the moment I saw her, I started looking her up and down when she wasn't paying attention (lawl wot a n0b)

A couple night's later, she spent the night because she wanted to spend some time with me (SEXUALLY//). We were sitting there talking, and somehow the discussion of sex came up (I said "you got teh nice boobiez lol) (I'm not going to elaborate because I'm lazy lawl). She asked me if I thought she had changed. I said "hellz yeah hoe", and she leaned closer to me. I was thinking, "No way... Only in a sick, twisted, and made-up incest story would this be possible- oh wait..." She kissed me. Just a small peck on the lips (lawl wot a n0b). But then we began kissing more... Small kisses became open-mouthed kisses, and then tongue got involved (along with foreign objects, pool balls, remote controller, cigarette butts, ect.) (can't wait for the ps3 controller, boy we could of had fun with that imo)

For about 5 minutes, we just made-out (noob'D). Then she grabbed my hand and put it on her...chest (T3H B00BIE AREA!11 LOLLL!!!!!!!!!) (but fore-play is for losers and virgins) I knew she'd let me do anything from that point on (pee in her butt, LAWL). So I reached up her shirt and un-hooked her bra. Then she took her shirt off and lied on top of me on the couch. We continued making out for about another 3 minutes or so. Then she got up and took her pants off... So of course, I took my shirt and pants off too (to have buttseXXz, lolz!!1)

She gave me a blowjob first (she used her teeth, lol wot a nub) We ended up fucking for about 40 minutes (lies, I would have busted in 1 minute lawl hot cousin seXz imho) and she bled (llol wot a virgin n0b imo)... Yesterday I saw her again (liez, I wouldn't of have seen her again on account I would have kept her in my basement as a seX slave imo). We avoided talking about what happened (i was too hardc0re 4 her imho), but she did tell me that she thinks about it (she said that was a good story, but anybody could tell it was fake because I already made up over 4 incest stories IMO) (lawl wot a n0b) (imho) then I raped her (SEXUALLY), peed in her butt (SEXUALLY), and shat in her vagina (SEXUALLY).



And before you say, "PICS. NOW." I don't have any IMO. (because I'm too lazy to find some pics of a hot girl to fit in this sitation) (imo)

change all the Shes into Hes and Hers into His and you will find out the truth to this story..homo...lol... but anyway i know for a fakt that this is the same cousin that you fucked all those other times..stupid fat fuck you cant trick me


Is this coming from the same guy who showed me his ass for 3 minutes and showed me homo-erotiX pr0n all through a web-cam?





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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 11:17:11 AM »
Nice edit, Daveboy.
You bitch.  ;P
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2006, 03:04:45 PM »
Quote from: poopoo master on January 11, 2006, 11:17:11 AM
Nice edit, Daveboy.
You bitch.  ;P


I didn't edit that, it was for something else (a typo) (imo)
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2006, 12:30:56 AM »
bumping a classiX topiX and we think it's nice
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2006, 08:01:41 AM »
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bumping a classiX topiX and we think it's nice
It's a classic alright, classically crappy!
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2006, 10:03:58 AM »
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Quote from: daveboy on April 26, 2006, 12:30:56 AM
bumping a classiX topiX and we think it's nice
It's a classic alright, classically crappy!


quite, nigger-on-a-stiX, this classiX topiX is the bestest everer, (IMO) and we liXe it a lot!
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« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2006, 09:35:27 AM »
LoL, no pics of hot cousin?
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« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2006, 10:02:16 AM »
Quote from: Ps2pimp7 on April 27, 2006, 09:35:27 AM
LoL, no pics of hot cousin?

here's the hot piX i used for my last topiX tbqh



http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3757/11221r2048ax.jpg


http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/9194/3647840vi.jpg



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« Reply #15 on: April 27, 2006, 01:40:15 PM »
Its cool how the pic has a bluesh-greenish dark shade to it...

...makes it look...k00l
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« Reply #16 on: April 27, 2006, 05:30:56 PM »
  lol hall of fame this maybe?
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2006, 05:42:12 PM »
only the pics
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2006, 08:11:50 PM »
Quote from: hsarc6 on April 27, 2006, 05:30:56 PM
lol hall of fame this maybe?

hells yeah, imo, i'll ask nuke
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2006, 01:26:07 AM »
bump, i want this hall of famed imo
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« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2006, 04:40:14 PM »
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lol hall of fame this maybe?
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2006, 08:10:16 AM »
Retard Bin'd fits this topic best.
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2006, 10:30:53 PM »
Omfg... You should've cummed all over her vagina... aa... Since you like her. IMO
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